The art of disguise:
beware your lane choice at the airport. Frequent fliers are some of
the slowest passengers in line at the checkpoint. They appear to have
their shit together but in reality they are masters of disguise.
Your probably wondering what i'm talking about. Let me explain.
I have categorized frequent fliers into a few groups.... Of interest to
me are the deceptively slow. They always use the First Class line for
ID check. As they approach the decision point of screening they pause.
Deciding which x-Ray to clog up with their crap. As the get to the tables provided at the entry of the x-ray they begin to un-pack. Their nice neat stack of excess baggage grows to engulf the table just like a plate of dehydrated peas covers your plate as it laps up newly introduced water.
08 November 2009
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