Classy dinner?

For those of you who are looking for a fun way to make your bland/cheep/trashy dinner a little more classy; this is for you. Do you ever find yourself sitting down to another bowl of chili or noodles and thinking(to yourself), is this trashy? Well one simple addition to your diet will instantly convert trashy to classy. Wine! Wine will transform that trashy meal to classy in one to three cups. Yes I said cups, not glasses. If your eating noodles or chili for dinner you probably don't have wine glasses that's OK! Even a Styrofoam cup of wine will make you classy. It's true, try it for yourself tonight.

quote of the day 30 Sept, 2007

"You think your the only Mike in the world?" -Eva

This quote is mis-categorized and has no place in my blog. However, it will remain here until a future date that I find a more appropriate place for it to reside. The previous location of this quote was on the back of a time card. The time card was in a box. The box was on the floor of my room. The room was in my parents home. There are only two people who will understand the humor of this quote. The first is myself and second, well, Mike. Duh - right. Eva would not appreciate this but it is of course, accurate.

Another air travel confession

To the girl sitting next to me in 11b from Portland to Boise yesterday afternoon. I want to apologize that I pretended to sleep the entire flight. If I had looked in your direction I am afraid I would have drooled on your shoulder. The Paris Hilton perfume you were wearing was intoxication. I was scared too look at you because I had built you up to be the girl of my dreams. You smelled that good. I was enamored by your delicate scent. It was hot like a summer rodeo. It was also pleasant that your scent overpowered the smell of booze on the breath of the two ignorant pricks behind us. While your scent was intoxicating. The pair in row 12 was simply intoxicated. I thought "inside voices" applied to any enclosed space? Their boisterous behavior bothered both our peace and tranquility. I felt they were irritating many of the passengers with their passive aggressive attempt to control the tone of the flight. Recreating a line in a movie made by a flight attendant is not funny. Listen up dude; we know the seat belt needs to be fastened. I felt much more relaxed after fully reclining my seat back into the face of the profane prick behind me. I sensed the amusement you gathered from their, lack of, response as your puckered posture settled to one of a princess passenger. That was quite fitting for someone smelling as fragrant as you.

Confessions of air travel

To the guy sitting in seat 13A from San Jose to Portland this morning. Although my assigned seat 11D was perfectly fine. Even above average because a pretty girl was in 11E. I could not help but notice the extra 8 inches of leg room in seat 13B. It is very difficult for me to sleep with my knee pressed against the tray table. I just want to appologize for invading your personal space when I swapped seats, seconds before the flight attendant made their final seat count. I could tell from your shifting in your seat and grunting that you were dissatisfied. Next time use your words. Perhaps you would have talked me in to returning to the seat by the pretty girl. I just want you to know I slept like a baby. Thanks for the company.

Brads blog

Welcome to Brads blog. This is my first blog post and this is not a test.