27 March 2009

Confessions of air travel

To the guy sitting in seat 13A from San Jose to Portland this morning. Although my assigned seat 11D was perfectly fine. Even above average because a pretty girl was in 11E. I could not help but notice the extra 8 inches of leg room in seat 13B. It is very difficult for me to sleep with my knee pressed against the tray table. I just want to appologize for invading your personal space when I swapped seats, seconds before the flight attendant made their final seat count. I could tell from your shifting in your seat and grunting that you were dissatisfied. Next time use your words. Perhaps you would have talked me in to returning to the seat by the pretty girl. I just want you to know I slept like a baby. Thanks for the company.

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